This is a joke!

[bunnyjadwiga]

The laws of Xmas, written as if Xmas were a Jewish holiday (only secular customs taken into account).
If you are familiar with Jewish law, please put down any food or drink before clicking.
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Ridge/6661/other/xmas.html

Comments

[goldsquare.livejournal.com]

Thanks for posting this.

I am going to both post this, and mail it to a few people - who I will kill through the power of laughter.

[bytchearse.livejournal.com]

Ditto!

That's great! :-D

[marag.livejournal.com]

Heh. I haven't seen that one in a while, but it never fails to make me laugh, like the one for Thanksgiving :) Thanks for the chuckle!

[landverhuizer.livejournal.com]

Can't believe I missed this one! Just sent it off to a friend just now =D

[maziemaus.livejournal.com]

My first thought when looking at the post on my friends page was to lift the icon for you.... um. right.

[fabricdragon.livejournal.com]

oh.....thats........EVIL.
i gotta re post this one... thanks!

[iasmin.livejournal.com]

OK i failed the put down your beer test.

/me wipes off her keyboard

[stringlady.livejournal.com]

Oh, that is wonderful! I kept snorting as I read it...

[northernwalker]

I'll have to finish reading this when I'm not at work, as death by laughter would disturb my patrons.