It's that time again.

Peep Research.
Peeps at the Library.

I'm not making these things up, you know.

From Women's Secrets: A translation of Pseudo-Albertus Magnus's De Secretis Mulierum
"If a cat ejaculated on some sage, and a man ate some of this sage, then cats would be generated in his stomach and would have to be expelled by vomiting." (late 13th or early 14th c. text)

Thos. Tusser on Cheese

I just transcribed his admonitions to poor Cisley the dairymaid.