From the funny but sad department

"Why is it that the FBI always gets to know what I'm doing?" says Mr. Elahi. "Why don't I tell everybody?

-- Josh Keller, "Watch Yourself", Chronicle of Higher Education June 1, 2007, p. A7

Hasan Elahi was accused of having planted explosives, then questioned about his whereabouts on Sept 11, 2001. So, "He started tracking himself, posting his location, meals and spending habits on a Web site (http://trackingtransience.net), 24 hours a day."