"I've got a feast / in my back pocket . . ."

[bunnyjadwiga]

A recent SCA request for help with a feast led me to thinking. I know that if I was in a hurry, and had to scramble together a feast menu off the top of my head, based on what was easy to prepare, easy to get, and popular, I could probably pull one out of my back pocket relatively easily. In fact, most SCA foodies could (in my opinion). I started asking around and found that others liked this pleasant game.

So... I'm inviting you all to go ahead and try it. Assume 60-100 attendees, and a budget in the normal range for your area. Please post your 'back pocket feast' before reading other people's comments, if you would. I'm looking forward to seeing your answers...

Comments

[danabren.livejournal.com]

Step 1 - Take on challenge of being emergency head cook.

Step 2 - Call local pizzaria and ask if you can get a discount for bulk order.

Step 3 - Sit back and relax at the knowledge of a job well done, wondering why everyone always stresses over it.

Step 4 - Receive phone call from hysterical event steward.

Step 5 - Get defensive. Yell "I don't know why I bothered offering to help!". Hang up. Cry.

Step 6 - Quit SCA in a public-forum hissy fit.

Step 7 - Sneak back, hoping everyone misses me and says so loudly.

[hersir.livejournal.com]

::::::::SNORT::::::::::::

It's twue! It's Twue!!

[fiannaharpar.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

[joef-johnm.livejournal.com]

---SNARK on---

This would be an improvement over some feasts I've had...

---SNARK off---

:)