This is one of the most entertaining (and thought-provoking) things I've read in a good long while. Thanks!

I really can't picture Jesus driving. He'd probably be one of those people who just never bothered to learn and always bums rides from friends.

Now, God, on the other hand, definitely drives a Cadillac. A huge black Cadillac from the 1950s, with acres of chrome and enormous tail fins. No seat belts, of course. Frankly, I can't imagine Him driving anything else.