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Being a Worrier Goddess.
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To be a Worrier Goddess you need the following:
1. A will of iron and a stomach to match.
2. Broad shoulders.
3. Chicken Soup and Homemade Bread.
4. Tea.
5. The innate ability to completely accept your inability to actively do something, the desire to do so, and the self-control to not yell, "JUST STOP IT AND LISTEN TO ME, DAMMIT!"
6. Boundless energy.
7. Friends who not only know that you're totally faking #6, but who hold your hand and let you lean on them a little when you need to so that you can pull off #6 with style.
8. A love of truth and beauty that knows no bounds.
9. Peace like a river.
10. Chocolate.
11. A floaty dress in a nice Earth tone that makes you feel beautiful.
12. A sense of Home.
13. A small shrine to her Patrons; Saint Monica and Saint Martha.
14. A sense of humour.
15. The ability to produce Kleenex from thin air when needed.
16. Oily skin or really good moisturiser, as to not develop a permanent worry wrinkle in the middle of the forehead.
17. The ability to hold firmly, and let go gently.
18. A sense of humour.
19. A firm grasp on reality.
20. Unconditional Love.
There are many other aspects to the Worrier Goddess, intangibles like a certain look and the way that they just know that staying up until two in the morning won't help the situation, but do it anyway. There's also the unspoken society of Worrier Goddesses, who know each other through secret signs and the laugh lines at the corner of their eyes. They come together wordlessly as the Worrier Goddesses Just Know, and part knowing that they are not alone in the world. This lets them know that there is someone out there, doing the necessary things to take care of the humans in the world. Entire cities could be powered if the energy generated by your average Worrier Goddess were harnessed in some fashion. No one would be electrocuted as the Worrier Goddess has thought about these things and there are safety measures already in place.
Take care of your Worrier Goddess, she will mostly let you, and truly appreciate it. Perfect gifts involve things that she can use and things that she can wear, because Worrier Goddesses are just practical like that. Another excellent thing is to give her flowers to make her living space bright and cheerful, and every time she looks at them she will think of you - and wonder if you've taken your vitamins. Remember to take a moment to thank her and deeply know her caring for you. The Worrier Goddess wants nothing more than for you to feel safe and loved, so that you can move forward knowing that there is always one person out there who has your back. Even when you may forget that the Worrier Goddess is there, she is, waiting in her bathrobe on the couch wondering if you're dead in a ditch or not.
Jennifer Strobel
finnaharpar:Being a Worrier Goddess.
Text under
To be a Worrier Goddess you need the following:
1. A will of iron and a stomach to match.
2. Broad shoulders.
3. Chicken Soup and Homemade Bread.
4. Tea.
5. The innate ability to completely accept your inability to actively do something, the desire to do so, and the self-control to not yell, "JUST STOP IT AND LISTEN TO ME, DAMMIT!"
6. Boundless energy.
7. Friends who not only know that you're totally faking #6, but who hold your hand and let you lean on them a little when you need to so that you can pull off #6 with style.
8. A love of truth and beauty that knows no bounds.
9. Peace like a river.
10. Chocolate.
11. A floaty dress in a nice Earth tone that makes you feel beautiful.
12. A sense of Home.
13. A small shrine to her Patrons; Saint Monica and Saint Martha.
14. A sense of humour.
15. The ability to produce Kleenex from thin air when needed.
16. Oily skin or really good moisturiser, as to not develop a permanent worry wrinkle in the middle of the forehead.
17. The ability to hold firmly, and let go gently.
18. A sense of humour.
19. A firm grasp on reality.
20. Unconditional Love.
There are many other aspects to the Worrier Goddess, intangibles like a certain look and the way that they just know that staying up until two in the morning won't help the situation, but do it anyway. There's also the unspoken society of Worrier Goddesses, who know each other through secret signs and the laugh lines at the corner of their eyes. They come together wordlessly as the Worrier Goddesses Just Know, and part knowing that they are not alone in the world. This lets them know that there is someone out there, doing the necessary things to take care of the humans in the world. Entire cities could be powered if the energy generated by your average Worrier Goddess were harnessed in some fashion. No one would be electrocuted as the Worrier Goddess has thought about these things and there are safety measures already in place.
Take care of your Worrier Goddess, she will mostly let you, and truly appreciate it. Perfect gifts involve things that she can use and things that she can wear, because Worrier Goddesses are just practical like that. Another excellent thing is to give her flowers to make her living space bright and cheerful, and every time she looks at them she will think of you - and wonder if you've taken your vitamins. Remember to take a moment to thank her and deeply know her caring for you. The Worrier Goddess wants nothing more than for you to feel safe and loved, so that you can move forward knowing that there is always one person out there who has your back. Even when you may forget that the Worrier Goddess is there, she is, waiting in her bathrobe on the couch wondering if you're dead in a ditch or not.
Jennifer Strobel
